simsgonewrong:

this is the real me

simsgonewrong:

this is the real me

(Source: latinobussy)

(Source: weirdnessisgood)

coltre:

she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

coltre:

she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

(Source: coltre)

mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

http://rune-midgarts.tumblr.com/post/100564779999/nyancu-kikiisakitty-romeyooo

nyancu:

kikiisakitty:

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

image

it’s beautiful

over…

So great, it needs awards

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

nubbsgalore:

photos by gay bumgardner

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

(Source: catversushuman.com)

omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

(Source: auntiewitch)

dacadaca:

i somehow forgot to post these whoopsies. 

okay so more doodles of that florist dirk and a tattoo artist jake au but well, mostly just jakey doing his work. roxy is totes getting a wizard tattoo 

tastefullyoffensive:

Smile for the camera! [x]