the-absolute-funniest-posts:

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

Fun prank

annyoung89:

cas-wants-the-dean:

Steal someone’s phone and change all the contact numbers to their moms, don’t change the names or the pictures simply the phone numbers to their mom’s. Then, sit back and watch as they single handedly destroy their own life.

Woah there satan

69shadesofgray:

If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry. 
2. It won’t happen again. 
3. 1 & 2 are lies. 
4. You’re a pussy.

(Source: chantaalnation)

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

Fly Me To The Moon (In Other Words), Frank Sinatra 

(Source: allgoodisgreen)

winchestler:

live like youre in the first five minutes of a supernatural episode

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

They are so excited

clapsholas:

shouldn’t have wandered so deep into the forest

brogeoisie:

❀ Thus, in the Ouran Host Club, handsome boys who have too much time on their hands flourish by entertaining equally idle girls. ❀

kidxforever:

cyberbabez:

Someone come use my boobs as pillows.

someone come use my dick as a shake weight

(Source: thinksquad)